Romney To Gut FEMA As Hurricane Sandy Approaches

by Rachel Gertz

You best not be anywhere close to the east coast in the next few days if you plan to in vote Romney. He’ll make sure you pay a private company to find your house after Hurricane Sandy washes it away. That’s right. Romney wants to gut the federal emergency response team. What a dick.

If I was an American, you know who I’d vote for? Captain Planet. He’d control those elements good and hard and make sure I never suffered an asshole of a hurricane traipsing in and blowing away my damn house.

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