You best not be anywhere close to the east coast in the next few days if you plan to in vote Romney. He’ll make sure you pay a private company to find your house after Hurricane Sandy washes it away. That’s right. Romney wants to gut the federal emergency response team. What a dick.
If I was an American, you know who I’d vote for? Captain Planet. He’d control those elements good and hard and make sure I never suffered an asshole of a hurricane traipsing in and blowing away my damn house.